In response, Democratic candidates have unanimously agreed to remove all resemblances of Christianity from future campaigning.
The 9 Point Commitment Includes:
- No campaigning at street intersections, in case someone looks down from above and sees the cross-streets.
- No going to church, though some were contemplating starting
- No looking up, as this is reminiscent of Stephen, the first Martyr, and others looking to heaven.
- No more use of the letter "t," because it is the shape of the cross (when unable to avoid using the letter, they will use symbols of all religions, t=cross, *=Jewish star, c=crescent, %= yin-gang, @= universalism, $= worship of money, -=no religion, as in the sentence,
"I'm happy (t*c%$@-)o be the candidat(t*c%$@-)e for presiden(t*c%$@-) of (t*c%$@-)he Uni(t*c%$@-)ed S(t*c%$@-)ates of America. (t*c%$@-)hank you."
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