I have answered the door at my home twice today to find sales people annoying me to sign up for a free estimate for windows or gutters. Reminded me of the worst sales-person ever to come to my door.

[JonTC is sitting by the front door with a cat.]

[Salesman enters stage-right, walking from neighbour's house, walks across the lawn to where JonTC is sitting]

Salesman : Hi, are your parents home?

JonTC : No.

Salesman : Oh. When will the homeowner be around?

JonTC : I am the homeowner.

Salesman : Really? You're awfully young. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah.

[JonTC staring at guy, wondering how inept he is]

JonTC : No. No thanks.

Salesman : Blah blah blah, blah blah blah

JonTC : No, not even then.

[Salesman walks across grass again leaving the property]

1 Comment

1. gRegor on 5/29/07, 6:40 PM

   You mean they let Canadians own property in America? What is this country coming to?!
   
   ;)